I was hanging out in alt.hackers.malicious and
posted that I had a stick near and around my
toliet. I use the stick to inspect my crizap.
I check for color, texture, and of course..blood.
Sometimes the poop is so big, I use it to simply
break the turd in half or thirds so it will flush.
I found that the wooden "Poop-Stick[tm]version 1.0" would eventually
start to turn colors as the poop would stick inside
the pours of the wood. I wiped it and washed it
after every use, but those small particles just
wouldn't come out.
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Old Poop Stick
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Basic, but does the trick.
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Screen Shot: Hyper Lander 2 Classic
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Much improved model. Easy to clean, and now
with a new hand gaurd, to protect from slipping.
I needed a new Poop-stick.
So I obtained a "Stainless Steel version 2.0".
The much improved Poop-Stick even came with a hand
gaurd, because with the wooden one, my hands would slip down the stick unexpected if the turds were to hard...getting poop on my hands. The gaurd was definatly a bonus. And the new version didn't stain over a period of time.
The "Poop-Stick" can be used for "hacking".
Use it to touch things that are *like* crap.
Just stand at a distance, and probe with it.
Smack the target around with it....poke it...
you can do anything with it that you would not
want your hands to get involved with.
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Different types...
GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no
Poop in the toilet.
CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but
there is nothing on the paper.
WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still
feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt
and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.
SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've
pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to
Poop some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to
get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to
flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet
brush.
GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.
DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of
drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of
the toilet.
CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all
you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear
it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS Poop: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your
butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your
butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
MEXICAN Poop:It smells so badly that your nose burns.
UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.
THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are
about to fart but...oops...a
Poop!!! THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet
even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a
shake or two will cut it loose.
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